BEWARE: S.O.S.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          SHUTTERSTOCK

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           SHUTTERSTOCK

                        ... AND CAKE.  THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE CAKE.

                   WHERE CAN IT BE NOW?

USS CARL VINSON CARRIER GROUP

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  NYT

                 CHILL KITTY

                                                                                                                                                           MONTY FRESCO/GETTY